Thom Fountain

Bottom Five Places

1. Stuck in a Below Ground Subway

2. Stuck in an Elevator

3. Stuck in a Plane on the Tarmac

4. Stuck in a Bus in Traffic

5. Boston

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Thom Fountain

Top Five Magazines I Subscribe To But Just Sit On My Coffee Table

1. The New Yorker

2. Jacobin

3. Offscreen

4. Imbibe

5. Even More New Yorkers

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Thom Fountain

Top Five Bucks Players

1. Ray Allen

2. Giannis Antetokounmpo

3. Jabari Parker

4. Malcolm Brogdon

5. Thon Maker

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Thom Fountain

Top Five Early/Mid Aughts Emo Bands

1. American Football

2. Brand New

3. Get Up Kids

4. Pedro The Lion

5. Promise Ring

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Thom Fountain

Bottom Five Fast Food Chains

1. Hardees

2. KFC

3. Long John Silvers

4. Taco Johns

5. Papa Johns

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Thom Fountain

Top Five Shirt Colors

1. Blue

2. Heather Blue

3. Navy

4. Deep Navy

5. Heather Navy

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Thom Fountain

Top Five Kanye Songs

1. All Day

2. I Feel Like That

3. The Glory

4. We Don’t Care

5. Wolves (OG)

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Thom Fountain

Bottom Five Words

1. Mixologist

2. Stupendous

3. Very

4. Mockumentary

5. Brother
(to anyone who isn’t actually your brother)

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Thom Fountain

Top Five Cheap Beers

1. Leinenkugels

2. Miller High Life

3. Tecate

4. PBR (bottle)

5. Leinies Light

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Thom Fountain

Bottom Five Things My Aunt Debbie Serves at Thanksgiving

1. Potatoes w/ Sour Cream

2. Potatoes w/ Cream Cheese

3. Potatoes w/ Bacon Grease

4. “Fruit” Salad

5. Redd’s Apple Ale

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